CptSunbeam (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

Religions need to demean their followers otherwise they'd have no means of control.Actually, Christians have a nerve taking the moral high ground with anyone, since their book is full of filth and violence anyway, and Jesus' treatment of others ranged from kind to disgraceful. If only DiamondHobbit would read her book. I did, it turned me into an atheist (or at least started my questioning spirit), and more importantly, I discovered I had a sense of humour afterall, it was just buried.

ramestein66 (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

lol ne1 tht makes fun of mr bean should be incarcerated for ever in the depths of hell.i have seen his show and its very good.

MatthewKeracher1 (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

Why does he refer to Jesus as being your boyfriend? 'cause he saw you and him down the park on saturday and you was totally like drinking and that and snoggin' yeah and you was totally all voer him shuttup I don't know notin yeah well wer but no by yer bu no but it's totally not like that yer because I was dwn the pub and was with pazo and kenzo and right then filisha came in and i totally don't like her yeah fuckin' yeah man but anyway I said to him what you doing tomorrow and she said nutin'

shanimal47 (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

Anyone who can't take a joke, move on. This is really funny, whether you like it or not.

clearvision12 (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

DiamondHobbitMost zealots are emotionally stunted, unread, self-obsessed and irrational. You, on the other hand, are a walking enigma. You're smart, pretty, literate--or so it seems--& yet you have a screw lose! Despite seemingly having your wits about you, you chose to believe in airy-fairy nonsense. You describe yourself as a 'sinful, ungrateful stupid' idiot! Why are you so down on yourself? Why the self-loathing? The mind boggles!

Mattfunnier (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

Sorry? Something I wrote to someone to improve everyday life getting you down? Mad that it was you? Annoyed you can't learn? Dude, go ahead and try some anti-depressant pills. A lot of normal people take them and nobody really cares if you do or not. It may be a good idea for you if you flip like this a lot. Good luck.

DiamondHobbit (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

A relationship with God is pure and holy, by the way...and, of course, I can find a boyfriend. Why in the world do you refer to Jesus as being my boyfriend? He never will be that - He is much more - He is God, He is the Creator of humanity and the one who took our punishment for us, that we obviously deserved,as the sinful, ungrateful stupid idiots we chose to be. Yet, He loved us for what we were meant to be - His heirs and children - to follow His goodness and reject our destructive lifestyle.

feltes45 (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

1. I'm not british, and apparently hes is very big over in Europe. I knew he had a tv show. never seen it.I knew he I didnt know he did standup you obsessive oaf. and yes, your obsessed Quote- YOU"ALL HAIL THE GENIUS BEHIND MR BEAN!!!!!! "lets not start a flame war. just fuck off retard.

clearvision12 (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

diamondHobbitYou're 22 and quite attractive! Don't you think you'd be better off looking for a real boyfriend rather than dreaming of going down on your imaginary boyfriend's engorged cock? Don't forget gentle Jesus, meek & mild, has innumerable boyfriends & girlfriends: He plays the field! When he comes--no pun intended darling--round to you, at long last, he may have no divine spunk left for you! All in all, you'd be better off coming back to the real world, don't you think? Praise Jesus!

DiamondHobbit (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

...you're an ass. Shut that tasteless mouth of yours.