benchwarmer969 (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

Patton Oswalt's comedy central presents is WAY better than this.

residualbill (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

Did you ever have to sit in the middle seat on a long car trip or plane ride? Did it make you feel crazy after a while? Well that's how we in the midwest states feel...always.Or, the midwest is like the middle child. Works so hard but just doesn't get the credit or recognition that its brothers and sisters get. Midwest stops getting straight A's, drops out of school, starts dealing and using meth, killing drifters and starting a human head cabbage patch. All Midwest needed was a little love.:(

captphun66 (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

Yeah cause the people here (SWVA) are so pure that there can't be tranny-fags were there are confederate flags?! I think the ones with the confederate flags are the ones in the tranny dresses.

rickrudd (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

Oh Man DUDE!!! all points west of Los Angeles and east of New York are "Clearly not hip, cool, and/or trivial enough (to clarify, see all the worthless humans your fellow citizens worship) - is there in fact an 'America' that exists beyond our douchebag city borders???!!!"You are correct - it IS a funny joke - I am just dismayed at my 6! thumbs down for a less-than harsh comment that merely raised the question of why a little fella like P.O. would pick out Roanoke as his point of ridicule.

monsieurhassan (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

It must've been real mand sto . .. that's a good story, u can't just make it up

rtselby (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

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Stillwater100 (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

"Everything in Cirque du Soleil is wet and French and gay and on fire at the same time." ROFLMFAO.Patton is the fucking king! This shit is howlingly funny.

Anon1696 (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

Bi people don't have fingers; how are you typing?

gabara (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

The whole red state-blue state dichotomy.

Type59 (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

This is funny to kids, who can relate to him due to size.